Thread:Bane64/@comment-27464262-20160620133424

Cold t'was the night, as I sat peacefully on the brown chair.

I stared deeply into the bright screen of the tiny iPhone, pondering when my friend would join.

It had been minutes of waiting in Respawnables. My friend still has not arrived.

As I continued to think to myself, a sound caught my attention.

My eyes flickered up towards the top of the screen, and that's when I saw it.

The Instagram notification.

Usually, I would only say a simply "Yay", but no amount of words could describe my inner feelings.

My previously deep stare turned into a passionate one as I read those heartwarming words, one by one.

I couldn't believe it.

Bane had followed me!

Stalker ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

I squealed with excitement as my eyes "ate" the notification.

Slowly, with compassion, I engraved each word it said into my beating heart.

But it wasn't the end, I was only halfway through.

I spiritually lunged towards the screen, allowing me to process the words even faster then I ever did before.

I panted heavily, those words spoke back to me like an endless cycle of echoes.

My eyes, ears, body, I couldn't handle all this... excitement.

My body was twitching, I was going to explode.

Soon enough, my eyes met the end of the notification.

Suddenly, it vanished. Right in front of my eyes.

Tears began forming as my vision was blurred.

My spiritual self fell down on his knees.

On the inside, I cried out in agony. I could never see that notification again.

But it was fine, because at that moment, I realized...

Senpai Bane had followed me, and my life was complete.

14 years of life, it was all worth it. I had worked so hard for this day to come, and now it has.

Happy thoughts flowed into my mind, thinking of all the positive fun we could have together.

I closed my eyes and fell back to my chair as the rush of joy washed over me, taking control.

And... and....

I...

I...

I came ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

To a realization that you actually have an Instagram account.

I am so sorry... 