Board Thread:News and Announcements/@comment-25714826-20160506123323/@comment-25163519-20160507023153

Naturespirit321 wrote: Yo guys! I know why DLE extended the event!

DLE CEO: Dammit, our sales aren't as high as the last MX Fiesta. People only bought the freedom soldier kit because they already had the other bundles. We made half the profit as last fiesta. What can we do to increase our sales? I don't want to sleep tonight without my gold blanket!

DLE Worker: Sir! I figured out a way to make people buy more of it!

DLE CEO: *Yells* HOW?

DLE Worker: Sir, just extend the event by 6 days to give people a chance to think about buying more stuff. Who knows? Our sales will probably increase, and we get more time to think of the next event to bring in the platinum.

DLE CEO: Genius! You're getting a promotion tomorrow. I actually want an event extention