Thread:DivergenceKills/@comment-25673102-20150117061828/@comment-26243175-20150123093601

Spooky Rish wrote: Lol

We have a language fair. The topic is.... TV SHOWS

I'm in charge of writing the commercials.

Idea #1

Advertising a drink that makes you taller.

Do you find yourself in that sticky situation where you can't reach the cookie jar?

Are you too short to high five your best friend?

Guess what? THIS IS THE PERFECT SOLUTION!

Instagrow!! It makes you grow one foot in a matter of seconds!!

[Some short guy drinks it]

[short guy hides, tall guy walks in and pretends to be happy]

Thanks for your time people.

.............

GIVE ME TEN THOUSAND OF THEM. NOW.