Thread:Elijah888/@comment-28393686-20160709042638/@comment-27464262-20160711142934

Elijah walks out of the house, shocked to see the large amount of men armed with futuristic guns standing outside the gate, pressuring him to open.

Frightened, Elijah hurries back into the house and asks the owners for assistance.

Suddenly, the owners pull out several AK-47s from their bags and rained bullets at a running Elijah.

To Elijah's fortune, the owners were old and were unable to keep up with his speed.

Elijah leaves the house once again, only to see that the men have breached the gates by climbing over it.

Elijah looks around him to find any sort of escaping route, and saw the display of vehicles. He knew this would be the most destructive, and chose this route instead.

Elijah takes cover and runs to the back most of the garage as a wave of futuristic bullets penetrate the unfortunate cars.

At the very back, he saw the large blue truck waiting to be used. Breaks the window, jumps in, and turns on the truck with the key already inside.

The surprised men jump out of the way as Elijah destroys the gate, and proceeds to blast through the long "hallway" before him.

The truck was nearing the end of the hallway which leads to the road, but then the innocent-looking house people already laid spike traps on the ground.

The wheels burst as they run over the sharp spikes. The truck flies out of control, and crashes into the wall beside it before it could reach the road.

The men eventually caught up with the rekt truck and teared open the door, revealing an unconscious Elijah.

"Sir, Elijah almost got away but he's now captured." Says one of the men to his radio.

"Perfect, bring him to our cell and lock him up with the Lennies! And while your at it, prepare the bath. I will indulge in the 3-day full bath experience to celebrate my victory! Oh, and move the symbiote mission to tomorrow. I don't have time for it now." Darth ordered.

All Elijah saw was light. Bright, shining light, concealing the room he was in.

At first, he though he was dead, until his vision began to return.

Little by little, he started processing his surroundings.

Air vents, white room, and... HOLY COW!

Elijah sat up from the ground and jumped back in fright, but he was blocked by a mysterious entity behind him.

He stared back at the 20 Lennies surrounding him. There they stood, in all corners of the square jail.

Never did they once kept their vision off Elijah, they simultaneously stared into his very soul.

Elijah was trapped in the center of the room. The Lennies gave him a small circle to move around as he pondered on what to do.

Just then, Elijah froze in his tracks. A brilliant idea struck his mind.

"The edit I did for Spodermen on Instagram, he payed in memes!" Elijah whispered to himself and rumbled through his pockets, hoping that the men were too busy eating donuts that they forgot to confiscate his phone.

Elijah only felt fabric as he dove deep into his pockets, but this did not daunt him.

He pushed further until he struck a hard, metal object. He held it firmly and pulled it out, revealing his IPhone!

He was in awe as he examined his iPhone. It was like he never saw it before!

He turned it on, pleased to see that it was still on full battery. He typed in the password as fast as he ever did before, tapped on Photos with a lightning finger, and scrolled through his photos in a desperate attempt to find the payment.

At last, he found the photo. He raised the phone high into the air, and circled around to show the Lennies who's boss.

The Lennies were in shock as they stared deeply into the phone, and became mesmerized. Their faces dramatically changed from ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) to ( ͡O ͜ʖ ͡O)

Elijah swayed his arm around, and noticed the Lennies were eyeing the phone. They have completely forgotten about Elijah and were hypnotized by the gloriousness of the mighty Lenny.

Elijah would have been consumed by his excitement if he didn't realize that he was still locked in the room.

He frantically looked at every corner of the room, attempting to find anything that could feed his excitement, and then he remembered what he first saw.

"AIR VENT!" He exclaimed as he looked strait up, seeing a ceiling vent that expelled cold air.

Elijah was struck with yet another brilliant idea. He placed his phone on the ground, in between his legs. The Lennies gathered under his feet, pushing Elijah upwards and towards the vent.

As he neared the ceiling, he punched open the vent and climbed in before he could be squashed by the growing mountain of Lennies.

The Lennies continued pushing the phone until it was in Elijah's reach. Elijah grabbed the phone and directed the Lennies to follow him as he traversed through the air vent, backwards.

The vents were freezing cold, but Elijah eventually came across another air vent under him. He looked down into the small holes and examined the room.

There was a man, a desk, and a computer that displayed security cameras. Elijah then realized that he was right on top of the security office.

Seeing a pile of papers, Elijah dropped his phone through the vents, and it safely landed on the papers.

The security officer was surprised because of the phone, and was even more surprised when the Lennies began pouring out of the vent, quickly flooding the room.

The screaming officer ran out of the room and alerted the others of the Lennies' presence. The guards immedealty stopped eating donuts and grabbed their futuristic guns.

Elijah hopped down the vents and retrieved his phone. He walked right through the open door, only to see a group of guards aiming at his head.

Elijah raised the phone to perform a defensive gesture, which commanded the Lennies to make a wall in front of Elijah.

They were actually immortal, and the bullets bounced off them like they were chickens. Elijah pushed the phone in front of him, and the Lennies began falling forward like a tsunami.

The guards were terrified as the creepy looking Lennies surrounded them, and they were shortly frozen in fear, allowing Elijah to proceed upstairs.

"Darth must be upstairs, somewhere." Elijah muttered to himself as he and the 20 Lennies climbed the hundred stairs.

The exhausted Elijah finally reached the top of the stairs. There, a large golden door stood before him.

Fortunately for him, it was left open because everyone, including the hackers, had already evacuated the facility in fear of the Lennies.

He walked into the gold plated room, and was dazzled by Darth's insane richness. Elijah found himself staring into a map which was behind Darth's empty leather chair.

"Lenny Cave, what's this?" Elijah asked himself while looking at the map, but he ignored this.

Elijah looked over to his left, and saw a nearby door. He approached it and twisted the knob, revealing Darth who was sitting in a bubble jacuzzi.

"Hey, you! Whoever you are, didn't I tell the commanded to retain my privacy and aloneness no matter what?" Darth yelled. He was too lazy to open his eyes.

"Uh huh." Elijah said softly. He was afraid Darth would recognize his voice. Elijah promptly left Darth to his enjoyment.

Elijah decided to explore the room before leaving the facility. Returning back to the desk, Elijah saw a to-do list for Darth.

It read, "Tell Spodermen to fire at Elijah 3 days from today."

Elijah sat on the chair and booted up the computer. There, he found all the details he needed to know about Spodermen's attack.

He searched up an online voice changer and set it to Darth's voice before calling Spodermen on a Darth's golden cellphone.

Before Spodermen could speak, the premade sound blasted into his ears. "Spodermen, fire at Elijah's location right now. Use his phone's location."

"K lul." Spodermen replied and checked on Elijah's location. He set a singular ping on it, so that he would not waste energy on continuously searching Elijah's location.

"An Fasility? Lul dat boi Elijah is prty rich m8." Spodermen said as he launched his army of vehicles to attack Elijah's location.

Elijah faintly heard the sound of helicopters in the distance. As soon as he heard this, he tossed the phone out of the window.

The Lennies immediately from a line and jumped off the window. Elijah hops on and surfs down the line, and retrieves the phone that the Lennies caressed.

Elijah commanded the Lennies using a gesture to flee the area in the stealthiest way possible.

It had now been 5 minutes, and Elijah had successfully escaped the scene. The vehicles arrived and positioned themselves to ensure no one escapes from the facility.

Multiple armed men invaded the near-empty building and searched in all areas for any sign of life.

Darth was eventually spotted and interrupted by some of the men. They were about to shoot him down, but they realized they had targeted an ally, and that they had been distracted.

'''TO BE CONTINUED... BY YOU ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)'''