Board Thread:Respawnables Discussion/@comment-30157565-20141029225201/@comment-30157565-20141102043045

Yarrrr wrote: Flimsy gun Lol.
 * Stats: 1 damage, 1 range, 1 accuracy and 1 agility.
 * This gun's manufacturer is so stupid that he made it extremely heavy (half the agility of heavy weapons).
 * The barrel is so ridiculously short that it causes it to have horrible accuracy (accuracy of a moving Siege Cannon).
 * The calibre is a very cheap, but fragile bullet. (Half the damage of rookie MG)
 * The very cheap materials and the awfully crude design makes the bullets not fly fast (half the range of the Blunderbuss).
 * Because it is so small and the manufacturer is so lazy, it only has one bullet.
 * Costs 1000 gold because they are dumb, but the retailers are so annoyed that they made it 1 cash.
 * There's a 5% chance that the weapon will explode (instantly killing the player), because they added explosives somewhere in the gun. It does not hurt others near the holder.
 * The character (you) will get upset if you equip it, or preview it. Going to mission mode while the character equipping it will aggravate him.

But seriously, be serious.