Thread:Mysterio98/@comment-27612646-20160522120928/@comment-27464262-20160602041103

I WAS JUST BROWSING INSTAGRAM GREAT FUN BUT THEN SUDDENLY I SAW THAT BRIGHT RED BUBBLE HOVERING OVER MY FAVORITE BUTTON AND I KNEW AWESOME THINGS WOULD HAPPEN SO I CLICKED AND IT AND WAS DELIGHTED TO SEE IN THE NOTIFICATIONS THAT A PERSON HAD FOLLOWED ME SO I ASSUMED HE WAS MALE BUT I GOT WEIRDED OUT FROM HIS NAME BUT I DIDNT MIND HASHTAG ANYTHING FOR FOLLOWERS LELULILALOL SO AFTER A FEW MINUTES I LEFT INSTAGRAM AND CLOSED MY IPHONE BUT THEN RIGHT AFTER MY PHONE BUZZED IN MY HAND THE SCREEN WOKE UP SHINING IN MY EYES AND I WAS PLEASED TO SEE THAT HE HAD LIKED ONE OF MY PICTURES SO I CLOSED THE PHONE AGAIN BUT THEN HE BEGAN TO LIKE MY TWENTY PLUS PHOTOS AND I WAS HAPPY BUT ALSO ANNOYED BECAUSE OF THE AMOUNT OF TIMES HE KEPT LIKING AND THAT TING SOUND KEPT REPEATING SO I OPENED THE APP TO MAKE THE SOUND STOP BUT IT DIDNT AND KEPT PLAYING IN LOOPS IN THE BACKGROUND I CHECKED THE NOTIFICATIONS BUT THERE WERE NO NEW LIKES AND IN FACT HE SEEMED TO HAVE UNFOLLOWED ME BUT THE LIKE NOTIFICATIONS SHOULD  BE THERE ITS AS IF IT NEVER HAPPENED BUT THE SOUND KEPT PLAYING AND BY THIS TIME MY EARS WERE HURTING BADLY SO I LOWERED THE VOLUME BUT IT GOT LOUDER INSTEAD SO I TRIED TO MUTE IT BUT IT WAS STILL AS LOUD SO I THOUGHT IF LOWERING THE VOLUME MAKES IT LOWER MAKING IT HIGHER WILL LOWER IT BUT I WAS WRONG BECAUSE AS I INCREASED IT I LET GO OF THE PHONE AND COVERED MY BLEEDING EARS WITH MY TINY HANDS THE SOUND WAS TOO MUCH FOR ME TO HANDLE THE WINDOWS AROUND ME BEGAN SHATTERING IN THE SHEER POWER OF THE SOUND AND ALL GLASS FURNITURE BEGAN BREAKING AS WELL SO I ABORTED THE ROOM AND THE SOUND WAS REDUCED TO AN ACCEPTABLE AMOUNT BUT I REALIZED I HAD TO LEAVE MY PHONE AND I CANNOT LIVE WITHOUT IT JK SO I BRAVELY ENTERED THE ROOM WITH HANDS ON MY EARS AND WAS SHOCKED TO SEE THE ENTIRE ROOM HAS BEEN WARPED VIOLENTLY AS IF A TORADO HAS JUST REKT IT AND I SAW NO SIGN OF MY PHONE BUT THE SOUND WAS STILL THERE SO I BEGAN TO WONDER WHERE THAT SOUND IS ACTUALLY COMING FROM BUT THEN I REALIZED THE SOLUTION SO I FORGOT ABOUT MY IPHONE AND LEFT THE ROOM WITH HANDS STILL ON MY EARS JUST IN CASE AND I ENTERED THE OPPOSING ROOM AND SAW THAT RAINBOW DASH YES THE PONY GET TRIGGERED MATE SORRY PLEASE NO OK ANYWAYS SHE WAS FURIOUSLY PARTYING TO THAT SWEEP REMIX THAT TWILIGHT SPARKLE YES ANOTHER PONY IT WAS IN ONE EPISODE AND SHE WITH APPLEJACK ANOTHER PONY YES IN AN INTERVIEW SAID THAT IT WASNT EVEN CATCHY OR SOMETHING BUT THEN SHE MUST HAVE LIKED IT NOW AND THE VOLUME WAS SO HIGH IT GOT DISTORTED AND SWEEP RHYMS WITH BEEP WHICH IS THE SOUND OF THE NOTIFICATIONS NOT REALLY BUT YEAH SO I SLAPPED THE HECK OUT OF THE LIVING BLUENESS AND LEFT THE ROOM AND WHEN I CAME BACK I REALIZED IT WAS JUST MY EXTREMELY ADVANCED PROJECTOR THAT PROJECTED A FAKE IMAGE OF THE REKT ROOM SO I CHECKED THE IPHONE WHICH WAS JUST ON THE FLOOR AND SAW THAT THE LIKES WERE INDEED THERE I MUST HAVE HAD SLOW INTERNET BUT THEN I FROZE IN FEAR WHEN I REMEMBERED THE NAME OF THE FOLLOWER AND HIS NAME IS NO NOT JOHN CENA ITS IN FACT FEMALE THE NAME IS RAINBOW DASH AND SUDDENLY THE SOUND RETURNED WITH EVEN MORE VOLUME THEN BEFORE.